Essential Christmas Stocking Fillers for Your Pig
Impeccable Behaviour Is Its Own Reward, ButDear Father Christmas — the original British version, Dionysian in spirit and dressed in green, not the coca-cola corporate logo version (who is not welcome at Tweed Towers) — I have been extremely good this year. You can take my word for it.
The Advent wreath is on the front door, but I'll be putting out my stocking on Christmas Eve. I fully expect the following, re: behaviour.