Wednesday, 22 July 2015
Joan Collins' Summer Yacht Party
Joan's Famous Porto Cervo Party
Joan Collins has invited you to a party aboard her yacht moored at Port Cervo. It looks like boxer Alan Minter will be there too.
It's very kind of her to invite you. She doesn't really know you, and you might be trouble for all she can tell. It's therefore essential for you to make the right impression with what you wear and what you choose as a gift. Play it well and you'll be hopping aboard yachts around the Med all summer long.
What to Wear
You need a strategy with the clothes. The party is starting with cocktails on the deck when it will still be hot and sunny. You need to be comfortable in the heat. Given the circumstances, shorts will be acceptable.
Crombie - Hopsack Blazer with Mother of Pearl Buttons
Paul Stuart - Jumping Marlins Bow Tie
Turnbull & Asser - Button Down Shirt
Dashing Tweeds - Seersucker Shorts
J. M. Weston - Le Mocassin in Bordeaux
What to Take
You want to send the right message with Joan's gift. Why not some lingerie from Kiki de Montparnasse?