Eros - To Beard, with Love
Eros - Love Your Beard
Following our recent highly successful trials of First Olympian beard oils, I've taken delivery of a new consignment of Eros. It's a big bottle this time.
I'm going to ladle it on and see if I can influence the outcome on St. Valentine's Day. I'm fully expecting to have red roses hurled at me by strangers in the street; and it's likely there will be an impromptu marriage proposal here and there. Science backs up this hypothesis.
Historical note: It appears that St. Valentine sported a beard of some significance if the Byzantine likeness above is anything to go buy. A beard icon, indeed.