I Wrote a Note to Father Christmas
Dearest Father Christmas, I've been a very good Tweedy this year. I've corrected most of my typos and even checked the odd fact before publishing The Tweed Pig articles.
I know I don't have a real need for anything. In fact, peace and goodwill to all men would be more than enough over the festive period, but these are just a few things that it would be nice to find under the tree on Christmas morning.
Like I say, peace and goodwill would be fine — and there's a fair way to go there — so, no pressure.
Merry Christmas, Tweedy.