The Tweed Pig is at a crossroads. Old news and second-hand information doesn't just aggregate itself. It takes time. There's an opportunity cost to old Tweedy spending hours whacking the keyboard with his trotters. The Tweed Pig needs to start earning a living or it's off to the abattoir, I'm afraid.
Our recent victories include pushing back the worst excesses of globalisation and single-handedly rescuing British manufacturing. But we can do so much more — help shape the future of mankind, for instance. And you can help us. "How Tweedy?" you ask. "We're more than keen to do our bit." Why the easy way, of course — literally giving us some money.
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is
If you're a person and you get enjoyment from what we do, you could buy old Tweedy a cup of tea. If you are beneficent oligarch looking to curry favour with the 'British establishment', we're as close as it gets and we're definitely not offended by acts of largesse. I have an enormous capacity for tea.